verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

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gingerbatch-addict:

galehawthorne:

FACT: gays only sleep in upside down break dancing positions

this is true, i can confirm this

(via onemorefag)

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

(via thesilverliningslife)

(via smilealways828)

uglynewyork:

Girl: I don’t suck di—

Me:

(via iwontletembreakme)

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(via laronsmile)

beautifulthingsthathurtsogood:

I am literately crying.

(via onemorefag)

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

(via smilealways828)

kerrykryptonite:

I reblog this everytime!

(via iwontletembreakme)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

(via thesilverliningslife)

authoritydangerheartkilljoy:

lolsofunny:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

I CANT

LOL

OH MY IT REALLY HAPPENED… I can’t even…

You got to love our President’s sense of humor.

(via thesilverliningslife)

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

(via stillfallingforyoursmile)

raindancefroggy:

futureconflicted:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

ahaha-hahaha-no:

bowtiesarecool4:

this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

themishacollins:

Let’s play a game called: Actual Supernatural line or not?

Does this mean we can finally clear up the origin of THIS line?

They’re both real lines

And the infamous:

And we can’t forget

(via thesilverliningslife)

oestranhomundodek:

I swear this is the last one

(via onemorefag)